Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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