well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You have to summon your inner elephant
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Randomize
