I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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