your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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