I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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