How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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