the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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