doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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