Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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