He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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