she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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