it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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