why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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