is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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