Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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