can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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