I want you more than these girls want KFC
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think your dad took our porno
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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