don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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