But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
