UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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