Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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