Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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