Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
should my penis look like a turkey
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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