Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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