Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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