the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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