I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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