scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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