Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what day is it and did you see me today?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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