Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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