look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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