More tranny stories later!
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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