Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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