people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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