Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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