He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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