So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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