I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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