We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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