Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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