You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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