ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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