I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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