i can't believe i had my finger in that
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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