Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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