i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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