carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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