You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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