Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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