i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Randomize
