She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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