Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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